Robert Arneson, the great California Artist (who made a ceramic sculpture called California Artist), once said something like this:
"I do a lot of self-portraits because as models go I'm very cheap and I never came late to a drawing session."
On that principle, I did a whole series of cameraphone nude self-portraits just for the hell of it, but this is the only one that made it to the Internet so far. Then I used Photoshop to add color and texture.
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